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My Favorite Cephalopod


Did you know that an can carry empty coconut shells to hide in, employ problem-solving strategies, pretend it’s a rock and disguise its motion by creeping across the ocean floor at the same speed as the surrounding water, make mental maps of their surroundings, and play with objects?  I didn’t until I read this Boston Globe article and the accompanying graphic.  They are impressive little critters.

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Starting Salaries


Lowlights from the National Association for Law Placement’s May 2010 employment report on 2009 law-school graduates:

  • The NALP “report is based on information submitted by 192 ABA-accredited law schools on 96% of the graduates in the Class of 2009″
  • 88% were employed
    • This includes graduates whose employment start dates were deferred beyond 1 December 2009
    • This number is inflated by the 25% of 2009 grads in temporary jobs (including judicial clerkships)
      • Sector breakdown of temporary jobs:
        • Public interest–41%
        • Business–30%
        • Academia–69%
          • Law schools apparently created many of these jobs to keep disillusioned gangs of recent grads from roaming the streets
        • Private practice–8%
  • The mean salary for 2009 grads is $93,000
    • The salary distribution ain’t a bell curve; very few 2009 grads actually make $93,000
      • 34% of the salaries are bunched in a mini-bell curve around $45-$60,000, with the peak at $50,000
      • 25% of the salaries form a spike–more like a stick in the eye than a curve–around $160,000
        • The data do not include bar stipends, signing bonuses, and bar review reimbursement
        • Including such non-salary compensation would increase the mean
        • Such non-salary compensation is received disproportionately by graduates at the $160,000 end of the distribution
    • Adjusted for unreported income and for the more complete data at the high end of the scale, the adjusted mean salary for 2009 grads is closer to $85,000

Note to JA:  I take no pleasure in reporting this information.  Really.

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    Better than Chelmsford


    At 9:15 last night I left class and stepped into the empty Chelmsford parking lot. A waxing moon rose over the warm night.  We planned to drive to Maine Friday morning but listening to the night sounds and breathing the humid air under soft moonlight I thought this time tomorrow night I could be enjoying the night on the .  And that’s what I did.

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    It’s Ugly at the Top


    Another post, courtesy of AmLaw Daily, that doesn’t require reading past the first sentence: Summer Hiring Survey: 44 Percent Down in 2010.

    Some of the details:

    • Skadden, Arps:  2009 — 223 associates; 2010 — 79 associates
    • Cravath, Swaine & Moore:  2009 — 123 associates; 2010 — 23 associates
    • Ropes & Gray:  2009 — 200 associates; 2010 82 associates
    • Goodwin Procter:  2009 — 66 associates; 2010 40 associates

    The linked article contains the full survey.

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    Your Company Stinks, and I Own Half of It


    First, from MSNBC.com, comic relief:

    hated as much as airlines, cable companies
    Customer satisfaction poll puts in the bottom 5 percent of businesses

    , the most visited site on the Internet , may also be the most despised: A new poll says the site scored 64 on a 100-point scale, which “puts in the bottom 5 percent” of private sector companies “and in the same range as airlines and cable companies, two perennially low-scoring industries with terrible customer satisfaction,” according to results of a survey released today.

    Second, from CNN.com, a WTF story:

    founder may have given up ownership stake

    A seven-year-old contract signed by founder Mark Zuckerberg granting a New York businessman an ownership stake in Zuckerberg’s then-fledgling Web project may be real, a lawyer acknowledged Tuesday in federal court hearing.  ”Mr. Zuckerberg did have a contract with Mr. Ceglia,” lawyer Lisa Simpson told U.S. District Judge Richard Arcara in Buffalo, N.Y. . . . Ceglia’s attorney, Terrence Connors, said that his client hired Zuckerberg — then an 18-year-old Harvard freshman — to work as a coder on a street-mapping database Ceglia hoped to create. The contract they drew up covered both that work and an investment in a side project Zuckerberg said he had in the works, according to Connors. That side project grew into , the world’s largest social networking site. Ceglia agreed to pay Zuckerberg $2,000 for the job.

    Ceglia sued in New York state court, where the trial judge entered a TRO preventing from transferring assets.   removed the case to federal court, which suspended the TRO.

    This is a head-scratcher.  The inertia of mundane reality suggests Ceglia’s claim is too outlandish to have merit.  Yet acknowledges that there may be a real contract between Ceglia and Zuckerman.  Does the contract prove Ceglia’s claim?  Does it promise Ceglia 50% ownership of in exchange for Ceglia’s promised investment? I’d like to see the contract.  I’d also like to know this:  why did Ceglia wait so long to file his lawsuit?  Did “sue Zuckerberg for $5.5 billion interest in ” inadvertently slip to the bottom of Ceglia’s to-do list?

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    We’re Number Two


    It’s a when-not-if announcement:  China Passes U.S. as World’s Biggest Energy Consumer:

    [A]ccording to new data from the International Agency . . .  whose forecasts are generally regarded as bellwether indicators for the industry, devoured 2,252 million tons of oil equivalent last year, or about 4% more than the U.S., which burned through 2,170 million tons of oil equivalent. The oil-equivalent metric represents all forms of consumed, including crude oil, nuclear, coal, natural gas and renewable sources such as hydropower.

    The linked Wall Street Journal article notes that then years ago, ’s consumption was half that of the U.S.   passed the U.S. in a related category three years ago, when its reliance on coal-fired electrical plants made it “the world’s largest emitter of carbon dioxide emissions and other greenhouse gases.”  Still, head-to-head, we are far greater hogs:  ”the average American burn[s] five times as much annually as the average Chinese citizen.”  We also consume far more oil, 19 million barrels a day compare to second-place ’s 9.2 million barrels a day.  By 2025 is expected to add power generation capacity of 1,000 gigawatts, which is equal to the entire current power-generation capacity of the U.S.

    Maybe I’m wrong, but I think the implications of these facts, inevitable as they may be, are more significant to our national security than Afghanistan, Iraq, the BP oil spill, and immigration–and that how the U.S. responds to ’s -consumption dominance will shape how we respond to all of these challenges.

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    Why Save Him? He Didn’t Say “Pretty Please”


    But if you do attend law school you can learn why it is perfectly lawful to watch idly while someone struggles not to drown:  ”People Offer No Help as Man Struggles in Water.” Fortunately passerby Paul Pinto, possessing the empathy gene lacking from others who were ready to let Dale McNulty drown because they thought he was a “jerk,” jumped into the surf and helped McNulty to safety.

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