A friend emailed the link to this piece from McSweeney’s weeks ago. I’ve finally drilled deep enough into my inbox to retrieve it. It’s titled “A Former Investment Banker Analyst Falls Back on Plan B” and is for anyone whose interest in law school just happened to coincide with the recession.
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