SOAP = Snakes on a Plane. SIAH = Snakes in a House. Thousands of ’em, in the walls, ceilings, and floors, slithering through the grass, fouling the well, driving an Idaho family from the house they purchased last January. Stories: Idaho House Infested With Snakes; Foreclosing On a Bunch of Snakes. Video: http://youtu.be/Hs2g22APCQg
Snakes would be bad. Worse would be wolf spiders. This beauty was on recently on my chimney in Maine. I didn’t get close enough to it to provide a scale of reference (hence the fuzzy iPhone image), but its leg span was easily 3.5-4 inches.