As the owner of two Saabs–a 9-3 Sport Turbo and 9-2x–the headline GM Plan to Sell Its Saab Unit Collapses in today’s Wall Street Journal produced the sinking stomach you feel when you know you are about to lose money. Reading the story didn’t make me feel better. It’s not like the extinction of an animal species but Saabs, with their design oddities and stylistic tics, have been around for a long time. Maybe Saab owners can spin the story, arguing that extinction will make their cars’ values increase. Anyone interested in a collector’s edition 9-3? Buy it now at today’s unique pre-scarcity price!