Olive Roulette

For dinner I made a salad of mixed greens, fresh tomatoes, feta, slivered almonds, and Kalamata olives.  The olives, from Whole Foods, are packaged in a container labelled pitted–as in “we’re olives without pits.”  Except about half of them contain pits.  Maybe my prosthodontist switched labels–these are a broken tooth waiting to happen.  If I were a products liability lawyer I’d say the label should read pitted olives–may contain pits.