The Rapture might have occurred last night and I just missed the signs. Maybe Matt Albers’ fastball went to heaven, which would explain how he gave up six runs to the Cubs to break the Red Sox’ seven-game winning streak. So I checked the news this morning to be sure. We’re still here. What do the Rapturists do now? Beg for their jobs back? Repossess their former possessions? Stop listening to charlatans?