The Crapture

The Rapture might have occurred last night and I just missed the signs.  Maybe Matt Albers’ fastball went to heaven, which would explain how he gave up six runs to the Cubs to break the Red Sox’ seven-game winning streak. So I checked the news this morning to be sure.  We’re still here.  What do the Rapturists do now? Beg for their jobs back?  Repossess their former possessions?  Stop listening to charlatans?

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  1. Now the preacher says he miscalculated his math and it's actually Oct. 21, 2011.I wonder what he will say when Oct. 22 arrives..

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