We Have Lost Our Minds

From yesterday’s LA Times:  Measure would outlaw Islamic law in Oklahoma — where it doesn’t exist

Supporters of the initiative acknowledge that they do not know of a single case of Sharia being used in Oklahoma, which has only 15,000 Muslims.  “Oklahoma does not have that problem yet,” said Republican state Rep. Rex Duncan, the author of the ballot measure, who says supporters in more than a dozen states are ready to place similar initiatives before voters in 2012. “But why wait until it’s in the courts?”

Other Oklahoma ballot initiatives:

  • Law requiring unicorns to be leashed within city limits
  • Law barring in-state manufacture or importation of anti-matter
  • Law requiring use of American-accented voices on GPS devices
  • Law outlawing soccer
  • Law declaring war on Mars, Klingon, and Mordor (“None of these places or peoples exist, as far as we know” said the initiatives’ Republican sponsor, “but you can’t be too careful.  Why wait until the Dark Lord attacks Norman?”)

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